Posts tagged ‘network’

January 18, 2011

Epic Fail

I stumbled upon this site today. I won’t bother naming it as it is mostly a collection of rubbish, with the exception perhaps of the picture below.

That site is fed by party-goers (and shitty friends I might say) who upload embarrassing revelry pictures of their peers. The picture above is an oddity on the site because the people on it are fully clothed and relatively clean. And that drink thief could potentially be construed as funny (OK, I laughed).

It’s probably a sign I’m getting old, but I’m really shocked by the content people are willing to post online nowadays. That site, with its photos of abused drunk people (yes, burying your drunk friends under furniture or drawing on their bodies with sharpies is abuse), is only the tip of the iceberg.

Stories of the tragic aftermath of youth being harassed online are becoming increasingly frequent in the media, so I’m really shocked the owners of the site (which also houses other less offensive initiatives like the world famous lolcats and FAIL blog) actively solicit that type of content. I know people will upload similar things to Facebook, but the social networking site wasn’t created for the sole purpose of displaying embarrassing photos. It’s also there for me to share pictures of my PETS and rant about traffic with the universe.

Yes, freedom of speech and all that is the reason sites like that will continue to exist if not proliferate. Expecting young people to wisen up and to start acting decently and respectfully toward one another might also be a far stretch – pigs growing wings seems more likely.

Which makes me very thankful and appreciative of the fact that the Internet wasn’t really around when I was a teenager. Pictures of me costumed as a tree or of my younger brother forced into a dress will forever remain in the vault of history.

OR WILL THEY? (Subtly-inserted cliffhanger to make you come back)

January 6, 2011

Bump it (off the road)

Ever felt compelled to say something to the driver of another vehicle? I know I have… in the form of expletives for the most part. Which is probably why a tool like “Bump!” wasn’t designed for someone like me.

In case you’re too lazy to click on the link, Bump! is a service that allows motorists to message one another using a license plate number only. People can add their plate number (and phone number) to the website to start receiving messages. These can be sent straight to someone’s phone. Here’s all the good this service could bring to mankind:

  • letting people know they left their light on, their tire is flat or something’s leaking from their car,
  • kindly inviting people to move their car if it’s blocking yours,
  • telling someone who just zipped by in their ride that you think they’re cute,
  • get deals and discounts from retail stores/institutions that flagged your license plate number. That’s like Foursquare on wheels.
  • receive personalized service at drive-thru places.

The following staples of human interaction were cleverly left off the list:

  • Flipping off the person who just cut you off on the freeway,
  • Telling someone who just stole your parking spot what you think of their manners,
  • Warning the person tailgating you to back off,
  • Calling the slow driver in front of you who’s hogging the passing lane all sorts of funny names.

Call me a cynic if you want, but I think people are 10 times more likely to add this service to their road rage arsenal (already comprised of lively hand gestures, exacerbated facial expressions and aggressive car moves) than they are to use it to tell someone they’re cute.

Don’t get me wrong, I believe in the powers of the tool (it’s good!) and am sure it can be used for the greater good. I just think the majority of people in cars behave the same way Omid Djalili does in the video clip above.

Back in 2006, two guys created this website to allow users to report bad drivers by their license plate number. It’s a good venting outlet and is still quite popular. Can you imagine the possibilities offered by Bump! in this context? Endless!

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